December 2010
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Flapjackass
Holly: [to Chris at kitchen table enjoying a plate of pancakes] Sorry they're not as good as First Watch.
Chris: No! Babe! They're great! You know why?
Holly: Why?
Chris: Because they were made with love...
Holly: ... aww, that's swe...
Chris: Maybe. I dunno. I guess... Were they?
Holly: [withering glare] ...
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"I just had a 20-minute conversation with a... →
“Of the three print ads Target shared with Ad Age, none feature a Caucasian or a woman.”
Glad to see we’re moving past marketing “baby” to “Mom”.
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Now she’s just rubbing it in.
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Baby New Year and SIDS. →
In sad holiday-related news, a new study in the journal Addiction reports that the number of babies who die of SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome) surges by 33 percent on New Year’s Day, according to ScienceDaily. The study links the rise in the number of deaths to alcohol consumption by caretakers on New Year’s Eve.
Click headline for full story at Parenting.com. It’s a must-read for...
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Kids preach the darndest things.
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When you’re a little kid, you’re a little bit of everything. Artist, scientist,...
– The Wonder Years
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A Baby Grrl! Labs™ Exclusive World Premier!
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What you say?!
(Sabine's room, night. Holly at changing table with Sabine. Chris enters.)
Holly: I think she just said "mama"!
Chris: No! Really?!
Holly: [to Sabine] Say, "mama". Maaa-ma. Mmmmmmahmmm-ah.
Sabine: Ma-ma.
Holly & Chris: !...
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We sometimes hear ourselves and know how we must sound to others, and we feel...
– Aaron Traister, Is my kids making me not smart?, Salon.com
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MMiXmas! →
It’s the mix formerly known as Xmas MMX Mix renamed and expanded! Now with more bilingual Xmas favorites! (Two!) Still with that cheesy Euro-dance version of “Jingle Bells” that Hol hates! Always fun for the whole family! And still not finished!…
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The Notorious B.B.G!™ modeling a selection of chapeaux from her growing collection of lids.
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Xmas MMX Mix →
An eclectic Xmas mix on Grooveshark by yours truly. It’ll likely grow and possibly get resequenced but it’s full of holiday favorites old and new.
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You’re about to watch a film that holds a mirror up to your own terrible...
– Tracy Jordan (30 Rock)
Surveilance video of the Diaper Sniper.
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For roughly the past six months I’ve been referring to myself —in the...
– Daddy
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When I was a kid we didn’t have rocks… we had to play with air. We’d just sit around swinging our arms pretending we had a rock.
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I'll give you something to cry about. →
19 Unintentionally Terrifying Children’s Album Covers
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